Friday, March 03, 2006

Big Splat

In other news, our stint on Earth may in fact be very temporary. I'm even more convinced now that one should never procreate. Apart from the ghastly horror of having to witness mini replicas of Marduk running around, which is once again, a horrific horrific image, the mere thought of them getting squashed like a peach under the foot of a drunken elephant just breaks my heart. As for me, I'd be glad to die peacefully in my bed at the ripe old age of 32, and maybe, if the timing is right, hitch a ride on hale bopp.

Speaking of drunken elephants, its time for dinner.

7 Comments:

Blogger T. said...

Meh. A mere 2 on the Torino scale. What we really need is a nice, fat level 10 sometime in the next six years.

How's the windy city? (I forget which one is which.)

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Blogger Marduk said...

Damn you Forge. I was trying very hard to overlook that fact. You'll regret ever mentioning this when you're staring directly in the face of a MarKid.

Windy city? Dude, keep up :)

Would lurrrve a big fat 10 right now. I'm having second thoughts about a lifetime of celibacy. And it's all your fault.

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